WANTED Brian *Thorbert* Reece $10,000 Reward DEAD or ALIVE |
After a failed acting career on childrens shows. Brian *Thorbert* Reece turned to
a life of crime. Deciding that since he couldnt be on Sesame Street no one would.
He went on a killing spree takeing out some of North Americas most loved people. |
Grover pictured on the left. Was bruatialy beat. Rumors say that *Thorbert* was yelling
And that Boys and Girls is a (Place Body Part Here) |
Oscar was the *Niceist* Killing by *Thorbert* His lid was welded shut. (He suffacted
to death) |
Elmo was found a little out of sorts. What we mean by that was his voice box was
missing. Written in blood on the wall behind him was written *And our ears will
now finnaly rest* Rumors spred the Brian ate the voicebox to disguise his voice. |
Yes, we hang our head today. Bert and Ernie (T.Vs First "Gay" couple) was found dead
today. Written across there cheasts was "Hey bert, I" On Earnie's chest and on berts was "found the duckie" |
TO DATE "Thorbert" has not been seen. Anyone with info contact the Fix-It shop On
Sesame Street |
This page was made for my friends at wrok . Hope you guys had a blast reading it. I had fun thinking about what to write :) (All pics on the sire copyright of pbs kids and how ever ealse owns sesame street ) |